You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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