What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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