I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
