I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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