what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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