p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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