I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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