Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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