i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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