you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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