I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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