dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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