yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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