I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens