So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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