Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Send help, water and tortillas.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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