I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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