Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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