I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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