your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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