I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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