Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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