I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Did I show you my penis last night?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
