I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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