Midget sex pt 2 tonight
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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