Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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