I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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