Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
bring money and cleavage
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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