chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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