i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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