I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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