Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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