Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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