she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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