HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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