Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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