who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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