Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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