I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize