cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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