I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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