ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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