That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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