dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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