i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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