You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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