Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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