He had one of those small greek statue penises
this just has baby written all over it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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