Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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