I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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