you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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